Its 9pm, and she has been working on it most of the day.
Stray: I need a nap. Can you wake me in an hour?
Ms M: 40 minutes is the optimum time for a power nap. Any longer than that and you go into REM.
Stray: And then what happens?
Ms M: ....pauses....there's a joke here somewhere if only I can find it.......
You wake up singing impenetrable lyrics, inspired by Durkheim and relevant only to sociology students.
Stray: Shit. What happens if I sleep for two hours?
Ms M: You go into Coldplay.
Ms M: You wake up either wanting to slit your wrists or sing songs about saving humanity, or sing songs about saving humanity that make the rest of us want to slit our wrists.
Stray: And if I sleep all night?
Ms M: You go into U2......and wake up with a narcissistic disorder and I have to kill you.*
Stray: Wake me up after just the 40 minutes then.
* Q: What's the difference between Bono and God?
A: God doesn't walk down Grafton Street thinking he's Bono.